As the shepherd was overheard to say after an angel had come down from the heavens & blessed every single one of his lambs, "Oh holy FLOCK!!"
I am soooooo jealous over here! Like so many j'mokes are saying around here, I too had had the chance to git me one of these wartches, but failed Les Miserably! Or, to put it another way, as the shepherd said, after he'd moved his herd of sheep to the highest meadow on the mountain, "I flockedUP!" Jeepers, I prolly ain't never goan git me wunnuh these here Ole Miss to Marzipan wartches!! Sorry, Steve; I guess I'm even more jealous than the time Merwin Ammerman stole my date, Sylvia Stettermann, at the Fall Dance...but that's okay, you see, because that meant I was able to ask Ruth Yiddell to the Halloween Bash, where I sorta had a "bash" of my own, when I 'accidently' smacked Merwin in the face with my tefillin on my way out of the Boys Room at the Moses Yarmus Assembly Room at my Yeshiva...but that was a long time ago, and I'm over it...
ANYway, I hope you enjoy this marvelousely unusual timepiece for many, many happy & healthy years to come...and I promise to not hit you with my tefillin.